• Good night, New York City. We sure hope you've arranged alternate travel plans. [Gothamist]

• Time Magazine accords "Person of the Year" status to Bono, Bill and Melinda Gates. Hey, we called it! We're guessing that only one of the three is a big iPod fan. [Time Magazine]

• Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad bans Western music, unaware that it only makes us want to subject Iran to it twice as much. [AP]

• Sate your appetite for crazy as hell by watching Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell take in The Chronicles of Narnia. ["Lazy Sunday"]— DCEIVER