Remember, Los Angeles Wonkers: Today We Tell The Stupidest Man On the Internet To #Payup


Attention, Los Angeles area Wonkaderos, this is your chance to have a laugh at Jim Hoft, the Stupidest Man on the Internet, as he and a bunch of rightwing nutters hold their dopey"Rage Against the Media" event that is sure to change the face of journalism forever.

Hoft owes your Wonket money, because he is a lying liar who told lies, and we caught him. But he has not been honorable. Indeed, we wonder if perhaps he is simply not intellectually honest. And so we're going to show up at his dumb anger party THIS MORNING and let him know, through correctly spelled signs (and possibly an interpretive dance) that it is time for him to #PAYUP.

After we have gotten all his money (for surely he will see the error of his ways and will #PAYUP right then and there), we will head to Barney's Beanery Westwood for lunch and drinks.

When: Saturday, August 17, 10 a.m. to 1 p.m.

Where: Northwest lawn of the Federal Building, 11000 Wilshire Blvd, Westwood CA.

Why: To make the Stupidest Man on the Internet #PAYUP

What to wear: Dress for partly cloudy with chance of derp.

Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.


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