Remembering Five Years Of Dead Breitbart JUST KIDDING! Remembering Five Years Of ME!


On this day five years ago, Wonkette owner Ken Layne played the WORST TRICK ON YOU GUYS EVER, and announced he had sold this little mommyblog and suicide hotline to MOI.

Also, Andrew Breitbart keeled over dead of his own anger, which led to Steve Bannon taking over and getting Donald Trump elected president.

Wow, *life comes at you fast gif*!

So on the one hand: after FOUR YEARS of unemployment, under my inerrant reign, your Wonkette got bigger and hired more people and gave me a husband and a babby and close to ONE MILLION NEW FRIENDS A MONTH. We outlasted Gawker! (But in a bad way :( ) We ... did some other things? (Unclear.) On the other hand: President Donald Trump for REAL?

How have your five years been, my sweetlings? And what ever shall we do for the next five besides #DANCE and #RESIST? Suggestions and stories please, this is your Open Thread!

Your Wonkette is ad-free and supported only by Readers Like You and goddammit you all forgot to send money today. HOP FUCKING TO MOTHERFUCKERS. You're welcome!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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In which the Unite The Right organizer's dad tells him to get out of his room.


Jason Kessler is not having a good week. First, no one came to his special white people party in Washington, D.C. There were like, thirty people there, in total -- which is far fewer people than congregated this weekend in almost any place in America that is not a private residence.

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