The fake-pearl wearing former-FLOTUS, Barbara Bush, likes to can her fetuses.
Screeching moonbat Keith Olbermann got suspended from his show because he refused to apologize for being a screeching moonbat.
The American wet-noodle party has yet to decide how often they will tongue-bathe John Boehner's anus.
Just like Narnia is an allegory for the baby Jesus, Toy Story 3 proved to be a prophetic facsimile of America's midterm election.
The pot-smoking jihadists at GOOGLE desecrated America's sacred loin-cloth with a disgusting Muslim crescent.
Michelle Bachmann's dreams are as dead as Martin Luther King's.
Insane bow-tied creeper Tucker Carlson gets off on role-playing as Keith Olbermann (in the sack).
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I hope Barbara Bush followed the FDA&#039;s recommendations for safe canning or that thing is botulism city.