Michele Bachmann and Steve King stood up for the antebellum south, who have been totally ignored since that runaway Kenyan slave became president.
Perfect virgin Bristol Palin memorized some new vocabulary words to defend her honor against the ruler of Dictionopolis, Keith Olbermann.
The elite state of science reporting was threatened by ignorant bloggers who only care about Area 51 and Lizard Men.
Wonkette's newest feature, Wonkileaks, channeled the glorious Julian Assange to shine a cleansing light onto the shadowy world of Defense Department initialisms.
Eric Cantor caught onto the gay agenda plot to destroy Christmas via the most dark-sided Antichrist mode of expression, art.
America's clementine, John Boehner, had a diaper-baby tantrum because depriving millionaires of their vacation yachts is the excrement of common domesticated fowl.
Some sly money changers decided to build an ark in Kentucky of all places, using tax payer funds to fleece believers and heathens alike out of their hard-earned billionaire tax breaks.
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So Noah's p score wasn't so hot either. I feel a sense of relief.