Remembering Our Fallen Week: Passive Aggressive Phone Message
- The past came alive for Clarence Thomas on the anniversary of his best job interview ever.
- Sarah Palin sucked face with a dog, which was okay because it was a patriotic AMERICAN breed, unlike a certain filthy PORTUGUESE dog, Bo Obama.
- When Joe Miller is president and all the bloggers are in jail, he will build a great wall to keep all of West Germany from spilling into our great nation.
- The media is turning all of our babies into iPhone babies, which are just like terror babies, but sleeker and more compact.
- David Vitter's may have resumed his habit of picking up new mommies.
- Christine O'Donnell's self-hatred showed through, as she promised to abandon her witchy ways this Halloween by going as a character that violently murders the Magus.
- America's Drug Czar, who fights drugs for a living, joined up with Lindsay Lohan and the rest, in rehab.