Remembering Our Fallen Week: Worst Week Since Last
- Alvin Greene, America's first Daoist statesman, offered your Wonkette the opportunity of several reincarnated lifetimes.
- Wonkette Cribs took an all-access tour of Senate candidate Joe Miller’s sweet (creepy) Alaskan love shack.
- The illegal Messican version of Mr. Smith Goes To Washington began filming in New Hampshire.
- Sarah Palin doesn’t support starting religious riots in Pakistan over one measly backwoods Florida bonfire, thereby BETRAYING her core constituency of nuanced wordsmiths, forever.
- Your Wonkette Infographic Edutainment Corporation© released a new chart to show to the family during your 9/11 Qur'an barbeques.
- The usually wild White House Press Corpse proved itself to be a union of gotcha-eunuchs immune to all forms of stimulus.
- We learned of all the hot butch lesbians and 3rd-wave feminazis invading the traditionally Victorian Girl Scouts of America.