Remembering Our Fallen Week: Worst Week Since Last
Alvin Greene, America's first Daoist statesman, offered your Wonkette the opportunity of several reincarnated lifetimes.
Wonkette Cribs took an all-access tour of Senate candidate Joe Miller’s sweet (creepy) Alaskan love shack.
The illegal Messican version of Mr. Smith Goes To Washington began filming in New Hampshire.
Sarah Palin doesn’t support starting religious riots in Pakistan over one measly backwoods Florida bonfire, thereby BETRAYING her core constituency of nuanced wordsmiths, forever.
Your Wonkette Infographic Edutainment Corporation © released a new chart to show to the family during your 9/11 Qur'an barbeques.
The usually wild White House Press Corpse proved itself to be a union of gotcha-eunuchs immune to all forms of stimulus.
We learned of all the hot butch lesbians and 3rd-wave feminazis invading the traditionally Victorian Girl Scouts of America.