Probably not what our drinky thing will be like, unless you wear a Christmas horse costume, in which case YOU DO YOU.

Hi, everyone, quick reminder, before we get inside our small Swedish-engineered Wonkebago and start heading toward the land of the political conventions, yr Wonkette is having a drinky thing Sunday afternoon in Cleveland! It is at the Tremont Taphouse! It is at 4 PM! (2572 Scranton Rd, Cleveland, OH 44113)

You will come and meet yr Wonkette and tell us about all the local beers in your town, because we like local beers, and we will buy you a couple drinks or at least a round of waters with lime (or whatever Cleveland people garnish their waters with).

Also, Philadelphia Wonkers, we will be doing the SAME THING at basically the same time, only next Sunday, just before the Democratic Convention starts. We don't know where yet, but as soon as we do, we will say so!

OK we love you, see you in Cleveland, bye bye!