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RENO 2/11! Wonkette Is Buying You Spicy Meatballs!

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Hello, Reno! A quick and dirty reminder that we will be IN YOU this Sunday, Feb. 11, and we will be buying you meatballs at NOBLE PIE DOWNTOWN, 239 W 2nd St., Reno, NV 89501, let us call it 4 to 7 p.m.! Come and see me and Shy and Old Dad and the Wonkette Babby as we ... well, just sit there, probably. We are a sitting lot.


Come see us come see us come see us come see us, because you know what happens otherwise? We announce a new round of Wonkette tour stops, and you say "why don't you ever come to Reno?" and we say "we were just there, dummy!" and you say, "but I couldn't come that time," AND THEN THE MURDERS BEGIN.

On deck!

Bend, Oregon: Tues., Feb. 13!

Portland, Oregon: Thurs., Feb. 15!

Spokane, Washington: Fri., Feb. 16!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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