Republican Governors Make a Movie Trailer Thing Too
OH MY GOD WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF REPUBLICANS DO NOT KILL ALL OF THESE DEMOCRAT SPACE MONSTERS BEFORE THEIR MOTHERSHIP COMES! Yes, like the Democratic Governors Association, the RGA has come up with a movie trailer for this election to rile up their base. And it actually has much higher production value than the Democrats' movie-thing? And it's hosted on Vimeo? Oh no, they must have captured a librul and whipped him until he made them this video!
THIS IS THE BATTLE FOR FUCKING HUMANITY ITSELF, YOU GUYS.
Republican governors have never blown up an asteroid this big, but they did blow up New Jersey and Virginia, so they will give it a try. Help us, Republican governors! You're our only hope!
And as this is a blockbuster movie, it will have a happy ending. Our nation will no longer be "governed by politicians in Washington, D.C." after this election, you see! It will be governed by 600 Will Smiths wearing sunglasses, and they will live on the Moon. [Vimeo]