Republicans: We Are Human And We Need To Be Loved
We cannot even tell you the joy this video has brought us. Here is the transcript of the actual chat cave conversation we had about it:
kaili 1:36 PM can you watch it and tell me if it's as awesome as I hope it is?
gary 1:37 PM sure
gary 1:39 PM kaili, it is even better than you imagined
kaili 1:39 PM it is?
gary 1:39 PM oh my god, i think i just peed a little watching it
almost spit grilled squash on my computer monitor
kaili 1:40 PM I just started but wait, there's a hashtag?????
I'm getting excited
kaili 1:41 PM holy shit that is awesome
gary 1:42 PM republicans have tattoos! they like dogs!
they're not witches! they're you!
gary 1:43 PM wasn't even aware that "republicans are not people" was an issue this cycle. the things you learn
doktorzoom 1:45 PM I for one feel really bad for suggesting that they were minerals
Republicans are people! Who knew? And they have apparently grown tired of sitting in their rooms listening to the Smiths, writing in their journals, and yelling at whoever knocks on the door to go away, we’re busy, God, you suck, Mom!
Anyway, enjoy the video. And note to the #ImaRepublican campaign: Might we suggest replacing the music with this classic?