Responsible Kentucky Gun Owner Wounded In Heroic Shootout With Toilet Paper Dispenser


Today in Responsible Gun Owners, a Kentucky gentleman with a concealed carry permit had a minor mishap while using the restroom. The unidentified man was answering the call of nature in a restroom at Fazoli's restaurant in Elizabethtown, Kentucky, when he set his handgun on the toilet paper dispenser, because that's an excellent place to put a loaded weapon. It slipped from the dispenser and went off, shooting the man in the leg.

Police, apparently stars of CSI: Elizabethtown, said that the trajectory of the bullet was consistent with the man's story. Our Second Amendment hero was treated at a local hospital for a non-life-threatening injury, which means he should soon be able to continue protecting himself and his family from criminals and from an out of control federal government. It is not known whether he has been sought out to join the staff of any members of the Missouri Legislature.


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