Rice: No One Could've Predicted That the Bears Would Upset the Colts

Condoleezza Allen - WonketteSecretary of State Condoleezza Rice, hanging out with the foreign secretary of Russia, was asked who she liked in Sunday's Super Bowl.

"I really like both Chicago and Indianapolis, but I think Indianapolis is going to win it," she said. Then, as if it were an afterthought, she added: "And that would be a good thing."

The Bears are now expected to handily beat the Colts, then find themselves trapped in a deadly occupation of an increasingly violent Indianapolis for the next four years.

Rice diplomatically reveals her pick to win [AP]


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