That screencap on the right? We think it shows our favorite homeland protector debating with an illegal gecko (not pictured) as it attempts an unauthorized crossing at the U.S. border.
Meanwhile, with Hannity momentarily preoccupied with keeping America safe from migrant reptiles, a stealthy pack of 70 liberal gazillionaires were able to sneak into Arizona last weekend, for a super-secret meeting where they talked about how to breed their own top-rated gecko harassers. — GREG BEATO
Soros Says Be Patient [The Hill]