Rick Perry OUTRAGED!!!! About Benghazi, Can't Find It On A Map
Hey, kids, remember that poll from way back in May that showed just how are-you-freakin'-kidding-us stupid Republicans are? Oh, sorry, there are so many polls like that. We will have to be more specific. We mean this poll about Dumbshit-Americans who are super duper OUTRAGED!!!! about Benghazi, but, um, well:
One interesting thing about the voters who think Benghazi is the biggest political scandal in American history is that 39% of them don’t actually know where it is. 10% think it’s in Egypt, 9% in Iran, 6% in Cuba, 5% in Syria, 4% in Iraq, and 1% each in North Korea and Liberia with 4% not willing to venture a guess.
Well, guess who is one such Dumbshit-American? We will give you three hints. One, he hails from Texas, which probably doesn't narrow it down much for you, since Texas has given us more than its fair share of dumbshits. Cut that out, Texas! B, his mere presence once caused Michele Bachmann to crap her pants and immediately drop her run for the White House. And third ... um ... I can’t. The third one, I can’t. Sorry. Oops. Give up? It's this guy:
Gov. Rick Perry (R-Texas) is usually quick to admit that he's prone to making mistakes while behind a podium, and on Saturday he did so again, just moments before appearing to confuse Libya with Lebanon.
“I fear where we’ve come to in America, where our administration won’t make one phone call to save our men and women in a embassy in Lebanon,” Perry said during a speech at the Faith and Freedom Coalition conference.
Then, what with all this stuff twirling around in his head, Perry quoted Ronald "Beirut Marine Barracks" Reagan stealing from Will Rogers, saying that "liberals know so much that isn’t so," because Republicans just love to skull-fuck irony like that.