Noted anti-Mexican group "ALIPAC" (which means "No Mexicans" in Spanish) has distributed this video clip proving that haughty Texan country-club waiter Rick Perry will never be the Republican nominee because he just loves giving money to Mexicans too much:

They booed him for this! It's almost like he was a gay soldier or something, the way they booed him. (Rick Perry is not a soldier.) [ALIPAC]