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Rick Santorum Campaign Now Selling Sweater Vests

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Pictured is this bossy new page in the merch section of Rick Santorum's official website. Yes, our dreams have come true. Rick Santorum has read all the Google alerts about his sweater vests, he sees that he has received the coveted honor of being called a Trend by the New York Times ("For Santorum, Sweater Vests Seen As Comfortable"), and one young, happening social-media savvy piece of fresh meat on his campaign team has responded by allowing you to own one of "his" armpit-aerating sartorial staples, a necessity for anyone with anger management issues, because anger causes sweat, for just $100.


But please take heed of the fine print at the end of the above-the-fold area:

* Demand has been extremely high for this item. Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Thanks again for supporting Rick's campaign.

Thanks again. But four to six weeks? Santorum will be nothing but an improper noun by the time this thing arrives. There's a place on this page where you can actually CHOOSE how much you want to pay for the sweater vest (retail value: $4, shockingly made in America and not Vietnam) in question. Do you want to pay the maximum of $2,500? You could do that. But you only have until January 11, i.e. tomorrow. SO HURRY IN/ON NOW! THIS DEAL WON'T LAST! [USA Today]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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