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Rick Santorum took a few questions from the audience at last weekend's South Carolina National Security Action Summit, an annual Gathering Of The Wingaloos sponsored by conspiracy theorist, rightwing hack, and Islam-panicked freak Frank Gaffney. So it's not too surprising that Santorum got this long "question" from a nice lady named "Virginia." She started by explaining John Boehner's secret deal with Obama to let illegal aliens into the country, and eventually built to a beautiful crescendo of Pure Weird:


The American people put Republicans back in office in the House and the Senate, and the two things we asked y'all to do were to shut down Obama's executive amnesty and to shut down Obamacare. And you let us down on both issues. Why is the Congress rolling over and [suddenly her voice goes to eleven here] letting this COMMUNIST DICTATOR DESTROY MY COUNTRY? You all know what he is, and I know what he is. I want him out of the White House. He's not a citizen. He could have been removed a long time ago.

She's certainly done her research! She knows that Larry Klayman (and Joe Arpaio) got a judge to hear their lawsuit against "executive amnesty" -- but instead of finding it illegal, the judge laughed the case out of court, which Virginia conveniently left out. But everything Obama does is illegal anyway, and Congress just goes along with it!

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Virginia really wants to know how we're going to Save America, and she isn't at all pleased with the answers she's getting:

Ted [Cruz, we guess, or maybe the foulmouthed CGI teddy bear voiced by Seth McFarlane] told me I've got to wait now until the next election, but I don't think the country will be around til the next election! Obama tried to blow up a nuke in Charleston a few months ago, and the three Admirals and Generals. He has totally destroyed our military. He has fired all the Generals and all the Admirals that said they wouldn't fire on the American people if they ask 'em to do so if he wanted to take the guns away from 'em.

It's nice to know that she follows the news so closely and knows all about how Obama has been trying to kill us all and take away our guns.

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Before she was asked to step away from the mic, Virginia got a few more parts of her "question" in:

This man is a COMMUNIST DICTATOR! We need him out of that White House now! And the Congress of the United States is the only one — we've lost our Congress. We've lost our executive...

Did we mention that Virginia introduced herself as a retired schoolteacher? Just imagine all the young minds whose worldviews she helped to shape.

Santorum said some words about Obama exceeding his authority and none of this is Santorum's fault since he's not in Congress, but if he were, he'd never stand for such tyranny. It's a pretty good sidestep, deftly ignoring the craziest parts of a crazy person's question so he can agree with her that Barack Obama is in fact a tyrant. After all, why would he want to alienate the base?

And thank you for your service to America, Virginia.

[Jezebel / Mediaite]

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The Associated Press finally called the race in California's 48th Congressional District late Saturday for Democratic challenger Harley Rouda, bringing an end to nearly 30 years in Congress for US Rep. Dana Rohrabacher. Over the years, Rohrabacher had represented not only his super-conservative Orange County district, but also the Taliban and Russia, and as his district has become more liberal -- or at least less frothingly rightwing John Birch Society-esque -- it was probably only a matter of time until his seat went blue. Rohrabacher's enthusiastic defenses of Donald Trump and of Vladimir Putin only hastened the swing this year. Too bad, so sad!

Let us bid a fond but not drawn out farewell to one of Congress's more spectacular idiots while we hope he's joined by many others, soon.

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HOLY WEEKEND NEWS DUMPS! While Donald Trump was across the ocean getting dunked on by Emmanuel Macron and skipping ceremonies for war heroes because he was scared his shithole hair would get messed up, journalists kept digging into the life and times of Trump's fake acting attorney general Matthew Whitaker, and DAMN. All's we know is that the Deep State must fuckin' HAAAAAAAAATE that guy, whose appointment was probably completely illegal and unconstitutional in the first place so why are we even talking about this.

We already knew bits and pieces about Matt Whitaker's scammy scummy fraud-y old gig, on the advisory board of a scammy scummy fraud-y company called World Patent Marketing, that did some MILD FRAUDS. When customers got mad, Whitaker would write them mean threatening letters. (You should read about how they "scammed US military veterans out of their life savings," as The Guardian puts it. Happy Veterans Day!)

What we didn't know -- and what one of the victims and also some other unknown people (deep state!) were more than happy to tell the Wall Street Journal -- is that FUCKIN' COMPANY IS UNDER FBI INVESTIGATION. And Whitaker was on the advisory board! And he made videos for the company! And he sent those mean threatening letters! What we're saying is that Whitaker is in deep.

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