Ripe Pair
* The never-ending war in Iraq, now sponsored by Democrats. [ WP , NYT , LAT ]
*Dan BartlettandJon Kylhave giant balls perfect for supporting immigration bills and Attorney Generals everyone hates. [ WP , WSJ ]
* Guest worker fruit picking crucial to the world smoothie economy. [ WP , NYT ]
*John McCainis now appearing at campaign events in his new persona as a super-fundraiser. McCain was forced to give up his old persona, as a "high profile legislator," when he stopped showing up to vote on legislation. [ WP ]
*John Murtha"finds ethics elusive." [ NYT ]
* Government technology contractor wrongly charged millions to GSA. Yawn. [ WP ]
*Monica Goodlingtestifying day meansMonica Goodlingnewspaper profile day. [ WP , LAT ]