RNC 2008 In San Francisco: Slightly Less Likely Than Fallujah
Some of the cities on the GOP '08 Convention shortlist seem a bit unlikely (we'll be a mite surprised if a Republican sets foot in New Orleans any time in the next 10 years, let alone 2), but they are the "tent that is a bit smaller, but still fairly large, we promise Party" (aren't they?), so no city is too blue for their attention. Though, as Boi from Troy explains, some might be too pink.
Nashville - Two words