RNC Declares War On Christmas!
Oh LOOKY LOO at who's ashamed of America's noble Judeo-Christian heritage! A very suspicious email message went out from the Republican National Committee on Christmas Day, wishing everyone "happy holidays." This failure to mention Xmas is a direct affront to the baby Jesus and his father, Santa Claus.
After a difficult year in our nation's capital and an especially challenging year across the country, we come together amongst family and friends to celebrate this very special time of year. It is a time of hope and joy - a time to give thanks for the many blessings that surround us every day.
Let us keep in our thoughts and prayers the brave men and women in uniform - especially those far from home, separated from friends and family by the call of duty. Who in this moment serve to defend our hard-won freedoms. We honor their sacrifices and pray for their safe return.
Let us reflect on our hopes, our dreams, and the goodwill we can extend to others as we prepare for another great year ahead.
May the spirit of the season be with you today and throughout the New Year.
Wishing you and your loved ones safe and happy holidays,
The Republican National Committee
Thanks to our many heathen commenters who fowarded us this message on Christmas Day when they should have been doing something religiously meaningful, like eating ham.