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Everyone say hello to Sharon Day, co-chair of the Republican National Committee and today’s winner of the “Shhh! You’re Not Supposed To Say That Out Loud” award. Day was visiting Wisconsin to fire up the troops working to re-elect Scott Walker as governor when she spoke the following aloud at a field office in Waukesha.


It’s not going to be an easy election, it’s a close election. Like I said, much closer than I can even understand why. I don’t want to say anything about your Wisconsin voters but some of them might not be as sharp as a knife.

True! Some Wisconsin voters might also be a few french fries short of a Happy Meal, a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic, or a few bulbs short of a chandelier.

Look Republicans, two things. First, yr Wonkette agrees that people who vote Republican are dumber than dirt. Second, if you’re going to call American voters uneducated morons, you have to be cute and charming about it, like Adlai Stevenson. Don’t be obtuse and clumsy like Sharon Day, or Georgia state Sen. Fran Millar, who prefers “more educated voters” instead of those people. (Black people. He meant black people.)

This incident should not surprise anyone, considering 1) that Sharon Day is from Florida and worked on the recount in Broward County during the clusterfuck that was the 2000 election, and 2) the utter contempt with which Scott Walker and his state legislature full of obedient Republican poodles have treated half the Wisconsin electorate for the last four years. On the plus side, it seems that Wisconsinites are catching on, as polls show Democratic challenger Mary Burke has just about erased Walker's lead.

Feel free to throw her some money and help her close the gap!

[Milwaukee Journal Sentinel]

 

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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