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Rob Ford Tires Of George Zimmerman Getting All The Attention, Knocks Down Old Lady On Camera

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Sorry George Zimmerman, but the news spotlight is a fickle thing. Sure, you may have just been arrested in a domestic disturbance -- no bail permitted -- but did you knock down an old lady on camera? Welp, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just knocked down an old lady on camera, that is who just knocked down an old lady on camera. And that is how you do it.

Rob Ford, who is still the mayor of Toronto, unaccountably, ran full-speed at City Councillady Pam McConnell, who fell to the floor after Rob Ford ran her down and knocked her there. And that is Today in Telling You What You Just Saw In That Video.

But that is not all! Sure, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just knocked down an old lady on camera, but he also did this!

That is Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who is still Toronto's mayor, explaining what he eats at home.

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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