Robert Gibbs Steals Phone From Sad Old Man
You know what the White House press corps loves more than anything? Naked abuse of power and ritual humiliation. Here, Robert Gibbs has HAD IT with these motherfucking phones in this motherfucking briefing room, so he forcibly takes the mobile from this poor old guy, who was probably just twittering or getting an emergency call from a loved one, on their death bed.
And the reporters love it! So funny! It would be cool if, next time, Gibbs just stomped out with a flamethrower and started letting people have it. "Ohhh ho ho ha, burned," some typist from Gannett or whatever would bleat, before having the fire-device turned on himself. [C-SPAN/YouTube]