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Roberta McCain Admits No One Likes Her Son, Continues to Live

John McCain made the brilliant decision to let his batshit crazy 95-year-old mother, Roberta, go on the teevee again -- probably unmedicated -- and say some more senile old lady things. For this, we applaud him. Last time we heard from the oldest lady in the world, she criticized Mitt Romney for being a Mormon, and we laughed! This time she says that no one likes her son and that she has no idea what she's talking about. God, this woman never misses the mark!


Here's MOMNUTS! on C-Span:

Steve Scully: This is a political question in terms of how he gets the nomination, but just from what you have seen, how much support do you think he has among the base of the Republican Party?

Roberta McCain: I don't think he has any. I don't know what the base of the Repub--maybe I don't know enough about it, but I've not seen any help whatsoever.

Scully: So can he then go on and become the nominee of this party?

McCain: Yes, I think holding their nose they're going to have to take him.

Scully: Can you explain?

McCain: Well, everything they've done and said. ... Now I'm really popping off, but he worked like a dog to get Bush re-elected. ...He's backed Bush in everything except Rumsfeld. Have you heard other senators and congressmen backing Bush over eight years? Find me it--give me a name. I've not seen any public recognition of the work that he's done for the Republican party.

So she manages to say that Republicans hate her son, that they'll have to take him even though they hate him, that he's a big fan of Bush -- more than ANYONE EVER -- and that she has absolutely no evidence or reason to support any of this. But it's all true!

McCain's Mom Pops Off [Daily Dish]

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