Roberts: It's Official

Shorter Bush nominating speech: "Fooled you all, didn't I? Didn't I? [Cackle, cackle, snort] Also, hey, Al: I never liked you that much."


Shorter Roberts acceptance speech: "I hope Democratic senators will be swayed by my free admission to having fathered* being father my own children. And it helps that I look like Pat Sajak."

*Yes we look like idiots.

Bush Nominates Roberts for Supreme Court [AP]

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