* Reliable Source: B. Smith's Rahman "Rock" Harper finds himself in the final two on Hell's Kitchen... Caroline Giuliani expresses her teen angst by joining Barack Obama Facebook groups. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: New HBO docudrama "Recount" enlists "Austin Powers" director... Question-marked infomercial pioneer Matthew Lesko to hold a three day "Leskothon" outside U.S. Capitol. [Examiner]

* Shenanigans: John Kerry and Laura Ingraham are one step away from riding a bicycle built for two... Newt Gingrich to speak at National Press Club today... At this point, where won't you see Dave Chapelle?... Jeri Thomspon: stupid or evil/crazy. Take your pick. [Politico]

* The Sleuth: Jeri Kehn Alvey sounds a lot less like a first lady. [WP]

* Page Six: Celebrities split between Hillary and Barack. [NYP]