It is a good fucking time to be a swing state voter, that's for fucking sure:
When Defiance County election officials got a batch of voter registration cards for Dick Tracy, Mary Poppins, Michael Jordan and George Foreman, they might have wondered whether the person who gathered the cards was smoking crack."Maybe not." Right. We hear he was just collecting crack for the truly needy. Like the swing voters in Florida. Passing out crack down there definitely worked the first time. . .
Maybe not, but he was being paid for his trouble in crack cocaine, said Defiance County Sheriff David Westrick.
Vote fraud; crack: a case for Dick Tracy? [Plain Dealer]