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Rod Blagojevich Is The New Obama

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Here's the full video of today's Blagojevich derring-do, which you really should watch from start to finish.

It's taking some time, but we're slowly coming to terms with the (a) sublime hilarity of Rod Blagojevich's actions today and (b) the wonder of a human being that is Rod Blagojevich, in general. For starters, it's always comical when Harry Reid gets called on a bluff, which is what happens every time Harry Reid bluffs. Then, this press conference Blago threw together just to fuck with people; it was slightly less shameless than Blago standing naked on the podium and shouting, "I AM PLAYING THE RACE CARD, BECAUSE I CAN." Blago's brazen, abrupt turn to anarchism today, it's just... it's... your Wonkette editor is almost in tears out of pure admiration for this man. Obama is old news now; can we just make Blago president for life? YES WE CAN (DON'T LYNCH ME).

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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