Roland Burris Forgives Harry Reid For His Racism


Congrats to Roland Burris, who's set to become the first African-American officeholder of any kind in our nation's history. Harry "Jefferson Davis" Reid vowed to stop any black man from having a job on his watch, but Burris stared him down for ~3 seconds until Reid folded, which he does all the time, because he's a pussy. Burris then gave another one of his fun press conferences!

He plays the bigger man by defending his oppressor, Harry Reid, and then brags about all the e-mails his friends sent to Gov. Blago urging him to pick Burris. "They were doing it from all over the country," he explains, before interrupting a reporter by asking some buddy from Jersey in the audience to describe the e-mails he sent to Gov. Blago.



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