ROLAND BURRIS WON'T RUN FOR SENATE!!!
Illinois political legend and pyramid builder Roland Burris will not run for re-election in 2010, according to various Chicago street organizers. And, because he wasn't elected in the first place, he will also not do that, run for election. This will be announced tomorrow at Michael Jackson's Friday News-Dump Memorial Service, to be held deep within the bowels ofRoland Burris' Tomb. But how will the Democrats maintain their fragile, broken and actually worthless 60-vote super-majority in the Senate, without Hero Roland? [Chicago Sun-Times/AP-Yahoo]