Romney Adds Death Aspect to Gay Marriage Debate
It's fun to follow how many ways Mitt Romney can promote his hatred of homosexuals. Are there any circumstances, for example, in which he'd think that gay parents won't screw up their kids' libidinous compass roses? Shit no. Children of gay parents will obviously all start screwing holes in the wall or bowls of room-temperature tomato soup someday. And as he described in Iowa Thursday, kids would be better off having straight parents who are dead than two dude or two chick parents who are living.
Romney stopped at Decorah, Iowa's Luther College to talk about gay parents, and how they suck more than death (via Rocky Mountain News):
"And I believe that the development of children is enhanced by having a male and a female as part of their upbringing in their home. Even when there's a divorce, you still have a mom and a dad. And even where one member of the partnership may pass away, the memory and the characteristics of that gender, of that partner influence the development of a child."
See that, orphans? Your parents are casting strange gypsy spells from the grave to ensure you turn out straight. Now who feels loved?
Flavor of the day [Rocky Mountain News]
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