Romney Calls McCain Really REALLY Honorable, But Vaguely Mexican


As the national press corps descends on the Iowa caucuses this week, Mormon presidential candidate Romney, Mittens, is leading a secret raid on the magical duchy of New Hampshire, where they are having a less retarded version of voting next week. Mitt received plenty of heat for attacking rival WALNUTS! in a NH ad last week, so this week he devotes like five more seconds towards calling McCain an "honorable man" before hurling pellets of rat shit at him. Also... this Bob Duffy character?

Donate

How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)

Newsletter

©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc