Romney's World: With The Middle East On Fire, He Would Like Us To Help Rename His Plane
What is the worst possible thing that Egg Romney could call the Romney flying machine? Here is a message from His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney, to inform us!
Ann likes to joke that the campaign plane should be called "Hair Force One."
Personally, I don't quite know what to call it, but I do know it's crucial in getting this campaign's message to every corner of the country. And with just 54 days left until the election, we will be putting it to good use.
I'm excited to invite two of my supporters to come on board the plane, and join me for a day on this important journey. I hope you'll enter for a chance to fly with me.
I don't know exactly what our itinerary will be, but if you're one of the winners -- I can tell you it will be exciting. And, who knows, maybe you and I will come up with a better name for the campaign plane.
Thanks for your support,
WELL. We at Wonket are reasonably sure that Wonkers -- the smartest, handsomest commenters in the known universe and then some! -- can come up with something better than stupid old Egg's stupid old nickname. For Miffed's PLANE. Because shouldn't our priorities right now really be on coming up with the perfect moniker for our private jet?
Let us start you off:
Planes Trains and Total Fucking Idiots.
The Plane That Belongs To Mitt Romney Who Probably Has Asperger's And That Is Why He Does Not At All Find It Tone-Deaf To Have Private-Jet Naming Contests, Today, When The World Is Pretty Much On Fire, Right?
We think that last one might be the keeper.
[Via Wonkette operative "WorthyB"]