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Ron Paul Dirties Self With Santorum So Mitt Romney Doesn’t Have To

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Ron Paul is doing all the work for his absolute best best best friend in history, Mitt Romney. Look at this here scary new ad about Rick Santorum, perhaps titled "Rick Santorum Voted For Everything That Everyone Except Me Voted For," such as the foreign aid budget and hikes in the debt ceiling. Are Ron Paul and Mitt Romney conspiring to take Rick Santorum down? Probably, because he is another candidate in a political race and this is what you do.


How close are Ron Paul and Mitt Romney? Romney, according to the Times, offered his lakeside New Hampshire palace to the Pauls last year. He very well could've stolen Romney's 500 barrels of Werther's Originals & myrrh and sniffed out his dirty underwear, for opposition research. But alas:

When Mr. Paul’s campaign jet broke down last year in Wolfeboro, N.H., Mr. Romney’s wife, Ann, offered to let Mr. Paul, an aide and one of his granddaughters stay the night at their summer home on Lake Winnipesaukee. When Mr. Romney arrived later, he offered his jet to take them home to Texas. Mr. Paul, not wanting to impose, was grateful but declined both offers.

What a sweet man that Mittens is, to Doctor Congressman Ron Paul. Now let's see Paul run third-party to screw over Romney in the general election anyway!

[Indecision; NYT]

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Guess who's going on a field trip to Mother Russia next week? Which patriotic Americans will be celebrating Independence Day in Moscow with the traditional blinis and summer borscht? Whose PR team is about to have a really, really bad day?

Nice try, but it's not President Trump -- he's got his annual Moscow performance review later in July. (And anyway, his PR team is permanently located in the ninth circle of hell.) No, it's Senators John Kennedy (R-LA), Richard Shelby (R-AL), and John Hoeven (R-ND), who will be showing their love of the United States by decamping to Russia in the midst of an undeclared cyberwar. We shit you not!

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