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Ron Paul Freedom Tax Rally Saves Economy!

Here are Ron Paul's supporters, still leading the Ron Paul rEVOLution, on the lawn of the U.S. Capitol yesterday at a rally, gazing longingly at George Washington's aluminum-tipped erect penis in the distance. Did you know that Ron Paul will also have a famous obelisk-cum-penis when he is president, again? More pictures of his concubines dancing the dance of Freedom, after the jump!


Uh oh, whisk Ben Bernanke away to a secret hideout, the friendly Paultards are going to kill hi(m)(s bank)! Make sure Bernanke has a decent Ethernet connection, however, so he can pay for more Bear Stearnses and locate delicious Bear porn.

Dick Cheney ate all the sammiches. (OK that was a waste of a joke. But seriously folks, don't they look inappropriately close to the Imperial Palace of Congress here? Perhaps everyone knows how harmless they are without a modem).

Pregnant? Jury's still out! If so, Ron Paul will deliver the baby and keep it in his attic, where he keeps all delivered babies, for sustenance.

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Screenshot- Laura Ingraham Show

According to Rachel Campos Duffy, former reality TV personality and current Fox News personality, migrant baby jails are better than the "Projects". And she totally knows this for fact because she has a "black friend" who told her so. This totally mysterious black friend enlightened her on the horrors faced by black people in black places, which makes it perfectly okay for Trumpco to lock away those "privileged" brown babies. Also, stop being mean to her for spewing that hot garbage on the Laura Ingraham (who believes baby jails are like "Summer Camp") show, because it's not fair that you refuse to believe she has a black friend.

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