Ron Paul Supporter So Lonely, Would Like A Visit From The Secret Service Too Please


Isn't it great how Election Season brings out the best in all of us, making us ever delight in doing more and better for our fellow man? (And womyn, ladies!) Also, isn't it terrific how Election Season makes us all very verysmart and intelligent? USA! Well, we have another winner in the newest let's-all-murder-one-another-for-democracy sweepstakes, and that man is a prominent Ron Paul supporter, who was once endorsed by the good doctor for his own congressional bid, and he has a radio show too! (Your Wonkette needs a radio show right quick, as it will better enable us to be a batshit-insane total piece of shit.) So, Adam Kokesh, whom would you like to kill today?

"There is a way the nomination can be given to Ron Paul," he read aloud [from an email from a young man whose name he did not give]. "There is a way to fix the situation we currently face with Obama versus Romney. Romney needs to die."

That is against the Wonkette Rules for Commenting Radicals! STOP IT RIGHT NOW, JERKS!

In the video, Kokesh says of the email, "I have never endorsed such a plan. I have never suggested such a plan. But I cannot deny that the thought hasn't crossed my mind as well as so many other libertarians and Ron Paul supporters of late." [...]

"Obviously this raises some interesting moral issues" [he continued]. "It sure is tempting isn't it, to think that you could take out one life and prevent the deaths of so many others."

You know whose mind that hasn't crossed? And who hasn't been tempted? Your Wonkette! Not even once! And we are getting a little (a lot) sick of all these million The Nuges and their "how could you possibly think saying we should kill Claire McCaskill is a death threat to Claire McCaskill?" and their mumbly-mumblies about the First Amendment, which, shockingly, does not actually allow for either incitement to overthrow the government of the United States or incitement to murder political candidates, weirdly enough!

Anyhoo, go on over to Buzzfeed and read the whole moronic thing (you can watch their video too!). Your Editrix has a party to attend to, now that she is in just the right mood. [Buzzfeed]

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