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Roughly Cylandrical Object Located Near Rehberg Boat Crash

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While Rep. Denny Rehberg's life, which is in stable condition, will be first on the docket during tonight's Wonkette Prayer Hour, we must wonder -- given his history ofgetting trashed in Kazakhstan and falling off horses -- exactly how wasted he and his buddies may or may not have been when they crashed their boat into very huge rocks late last night. And lo, "Twitter person Bob B." has sent us this photo of the wreckage, in which he thinks he has spotted the smoking gun: a keg of beer. It looks a little too skinny to be considered such in our estimation. Probably just a trash can. (They were throwing away the tree.) (While drunk?) [Twitter]

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