Rubes Convinced Dems Worship Their "God"
Voters polled by Time have all decided that Barack Obama is the most god-fearin' god-lover running for President. After Mitt Romney (voters know he is very devout about his crazy nonsense that they hate and distrust), Obama is considered the most sincerely idiotic candidate with 24% of respondents calling him "strongly religious." Even Republican votes think he's closer to Yahweh than WALNUTS, Rudy, and Newt.
Of course, these voters think George W. Bush's religious beliefs are twice as strong as any of these other nuts, and now everyone hates him, so Hillary's dismal showing (75% of voters think she is the antichrist) should be a good sign! Especially now that the two candidates considered to be the most religious are a crazy magic pajama-wearing Mormon and a Secret Closet Muslim, which is a sure sign of the end times.