Rudi Iz Teh Fun-nest!!1!

The cigar is very, very phallic. Also, in Rudy's case, possibly too large.Ritz fucking Crackers has brought us the latest in insane surveys that make us want to claw our eyes out. In this survey, 39 percent of people say that Rudi is the most fun Republican candidate. Mitt may be Clark Griswold and the Huck might be that weird frat guy everyone knew in college but only wanted to hang out under the influence, but nothing says real fun to most Americans like a man in drag, an annulled wife, an ex wife, a bunch of gay friends and a hard-on for the minorities of New York. Barack won on the Democratic side, but mostly because he's hot. [USN&WR, for real]

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