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Rudy Giuliani's a Nasty Little Troll

Opera-loving Manhattan abortionist Rudy Giuliani has some liabilities on the campaign trail, according to Matt Taibbi's loving profile:


* Rudy looks like a ferret: "virtually neckless, all shoulders and forehead and overbite, with a hunched-over, Draculoid posture that recalls, oddly enough, George W. Bush."

* He is a humorless scold, and can't even manage a joke when it's totally set up by a little kid.

* He keeps reminding everyone about 9/11, of course, but the wrong parts, like how he couldn't get the cops and firemen to get along before the attacks, so in a way it was Giuliani who killed all those firefighters, and not Cheney.

* Rudy makes $16 million a year giving speeches and propping up the anti-American socialist regime of Hugo Chavez.

* "Rudy appeals to the couch-bound bully in all of us" So why don't the Republican bloggers like him?

* About the WTC cleanup run by Rudy: "More people will eventually die from the cleanup than from the original accident."

Giuliani: Worse Than Bush [Rolling Stone]

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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