Rudy Guilani: Zelig or Superman?
BBC reports Rudy Guilani's reaction to the bombings, in which he says he "was right near Liverpool [Street] Station when the first bomb went off and was notified of it and it was just to me very eerie to be right there again when one of these attacks takes place." Very fucking eerie indeed, we have to admit. We're not saying he knows about these things in advance; maybe -- as our Token Conservative Operative pointed out -- he's just like Superman, and somehow just happens to be on the scene wherever lives are in danger, liberties are threatened or bombs go off.
Did anyone see if he ducked into a phone booth?