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RUDY MYSPACE SHOCKER: IS THIS HIS NEW GAL PAL?

So remember how 2008 is going to be so different because of the YouTubes and the MySpaces? Turns out that's maybe all true!


Our first candidate-mistress story backed by a MySpace page that could've been set up by literally anyone is here, and it comes complete with softcore half-naked pictures, Larry King and Donald Trump.

Meet Starr Shephard, after the jump.

So what's the deal? Well, S T A R R (that's how she spells it on MySpace) is a motivational speaker apparently living in Houston. And Rudy's a motivational speaker from New York. Think about it.

Anyway, the National Enquirer says she's Rudy's mistress, which would make her the 54th known mistress of America's Mayor(tm).

She even quotes from Giuliani's crap book right there in her MySpace profile thingy: "LET THE WORLD BE INSPIRED BY OUR LEADERSHIP AND INSPIRATION FOR GENERATIONS TO CONTINUE OUR LEGACIES." Yes, sure, whatevs. Also, the Enquirer says she's been blabbing to her friends about fucking Rudy Giuliani.

But how naked does she get in the Profile pix? This much:

There are also pictures of S T A R R with undead CNN muppet Larry King and thick-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump, but thankfully these are not pornographic in nature. Well, they're semi-pornographic just because she's rubbing Larry's nipple for some reason, and the charred remains of The Donald look almost alive ....

And here she is with her (pretend?) boyfriend, the twice-divorced opera-loving Manhattan Dandy himself.

True? False? Is Al Qaeda behind this, too? Share your make-believe insights in the comments.

Rudy's (Alleged) Mistress Has Cyber Love Nest [RADAR]

S T A R R [MySpace]

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It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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