Rudy, Please Don't Smile. Ever.
Rudy Giuliani has yet to run even one television ad. Strange, right? Well, the wait is over. Today, the Giuliani campaign unleashed his lisping, New Yawk accent on the American People. And guess what? Not one reference to 9/11! But he did sort of hint at it. Actually... those two white columns in the background over his right shoulder do sorta look like the WTC towers. Hmmm. Hey! Don't play your subliminal games with me, Rudy. Oh, it's on! And BTW? Soft lighting can't conceal your creepy smile. You smiling is unnatural. So, please, don't do it. Ever. Thanks.