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Rudy Pretends To Like Jesus in Florida

my son hasn't spoken to me in 40 years -- go rudy!While other Republicans are busy running for president in Michigan and South Carolina, Rudy Giuliani is sticking with that Florida strategy of his (it also happens to be warmer there than in Michigan). Yesterday, he went to church for the first time all campaign season, that fucking heathen. It was an Hispanic sanctuary, much like New York City during the Giuliani years.


Top Three Bullshit Giuliani Quotes From His Visit To El Rey Jesus Church In Miami Yesterday:

3) "I'm not coming here to ask for your vote.... That's up to you and it's not the right place. But I am coming here to ask you for something very special and more important: I'm asking for your prayers." [AP]

2) "This is a beautiful church, and I can feel the spirit of God in this room." [NY Daily News]

1) "I started every day of class making the sign of the cross, praying to Jesus, praying to Mary. ... And it built into my very being an understanding that we have to pray for help." [NY Daily News]

Rudy Giuliani's religious Florida trip [NY Daily News]

Giuliani Turns to Prayer in Florida [AP]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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