Rumors On The Internets: 69 Degrees
* Mike Huckabee's overextended metaphor is charmingly revealing to people who don't use the oven to heat their apartments. [ Newsweek ]
* If politically correct means "not being an asshole," then there is one funny thing about Bill Maher's show. [ Pandagon ]
* McCain online campaign event too boring to waste the two clicks. [ techPresident ]
* Newt Gingrich really likes Chuck Schumer's book. [ Freakonomics ]
* Walter Reed doctors still using pirate-era technology. [ C&L ]
* Sister's boyfriend's buddy's cousin heard from a soldier at Ft. Stewart that they're deploying to Iran any second now . [ TAPPED ]