Rumors On The Internets: Always Robin, Never Batman
* Rudy G. thinks strong early poll numbers mean he gets to play Ronald Reagan. [ Captain's Quarters ]
* Walnuts McCain deletes his MySpace page, wants to focus on meeting friends IRL. [ techPresident ]
* Carl "the contrarian" Levin just wants to invade Syria cause everyone else wants Iran. [ QandO ]
* Bono likes Obama -- surprise fucking surprise. [ Shenanigans ]
* Turning an MS Office document into a .pdf can turn you from a broke cube-jockey to a baller. [ Swampland ]
* Do explosions in the night make Dick Cheney wet himself, or just wet? [ Rude Pundit ]
* Lieberman gets lucky, Politico gets sloppy. [ Horse's Mouth ]
* Drop fifty-grand on a cause as worthy as smearing John Kerry and all you get is a lousy ambassadorship to Belgium. [ HuffPo ]