Rumors On The Internets: And Club a Baby Seal While You're At It
* Matt Damon wants to do things to Dick Cheney that Jason Bourne hasn't even heard of. News Busters ]
* James Baker grabs ass and ankles for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, hilarious historically poignant metaphor ensues. [ YouTube ]
* Macaca: man of the year. [ Salon ]
* Soldiers choose John Kerry's wind-bagging over peeling potatoes, learn hard lesson about regret. [ Blackfive ]
* Iraq: Afghanistan::War on Christmas:War on Hanukkah. [ Radosh ]
* Ari Fleischer wants to be a congressman. [ Political Wire ]
* Damn the man! Save the interwebz! [ YouTube ]