Rumors On The Internets: As If Working On The Hill Wasn't Humiliating Enough
- Website launched this morning promising to revolutionize who-buys-who beers at Hill happy hours was crashed by lunchtime, police collecting alibis from all 535 chiefs of staff. [Legistorm via Washington Wire]
- Summit of Non-Aligned Nations in Havana started with fierce anti-American vitriol, ended with naptime. [Sweetness & Light]
- The New York Times turns 155 years old today, wants the internet to "respect it's elders, dammit." [Comedy Central]
- All of Iowa watches Obama drink a beer while Mark Warner is forced to jam steak fries up his nose for attention. [The Carpetbagger Report]
- Rick Santorum doesn't want anything going in any assholes, thinks Pennsylvania newspapers are what comes out. [E&P]
- Willie Nelson's tour bus stopped and busted for weed possession, but don't worry, he's on the road again. [Talk Left]
