Rumors On The Internets: Better Gay Than Grumpy
Justice Scalia speaks out against "homosexual sodomy," boy/girl buttlove still totally awesome. [ Raw Story ]
That feeling of dying a little on the inside you get when you read about the latest thing the President has done? Yea, his father gets it too. [ The Carpetbagger Report ]
Iraq is now in full-scale civil war. American troops will be unaffected as their orders remain, "just shoot everybody." [ The Swamp ]
If Venezuela gets the open seat on the UN Security Council, they will, "cockblock John Bolton at every turn." [ The Corsair ]
Cindy Sheehan planted her surgically removed uterus in the ground in Crawford, TX. [ Hot Air ]
Bush now mining the fertile fields of late '80s Tom Cruise movies for talking points. [ HuffPo ]
Japan reconsidering nuclear weapons -- if created, the warheads would be stored in a 5-missle changer available in either black or silver. [ Captain's Quarters ]